When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring 👀😂 #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚ #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
10 months ago
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Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is 😂
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is 💀, but Bowser's... yikes.  Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is ๐Ÿ’€, but Bowser's... yikes. Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
10 months ago
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When being polite goes extinct 😂. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
When being polite goes extinct ๐Ÿ˜‚. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
10 months ago
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Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem 😂
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
10 months ago
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Me setting my goals so low, I'm guaranteed to achieve them 😂 #Motivation #Winning
Me setting my goals so low, I'm guaranteed to achieve them ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Motivation #Winning
10 months ago
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Homer realizing he's the only original character left and is now stuck in a black-washed reboot.
Homer realizing he's the only original character left and is now stuck in a black-washed reboot.
10 months ago
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Mom: "Be careful on the internet!"
5 yo me:"Ok mommy!"
13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!" 5 yo me:"Ok mommy!" 13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
10 months ago
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Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it 😂
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means your buddy has to hold the urinal for you. 🚽😂 #vintagevibes #70sfashion #publicrestroomproblems
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means your buddy has to hold the urinal for you. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚ #vintagevibes #70sfashion #publicrestroomproblems
10 months ago
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Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RamboHousewife
10 months ago
15
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 months ago
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When you try to decode your teen's texts and realize you're not as cool as you thought you were 😂
When you try to decode your teen's texts and realize you're not as cool as you thought you were ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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