Me trying to explain to my cat why I love him unconditionally ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me trying to manifest my dreams by writing them down on April 1st ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Teacher: *Asks a question about numbers* Student: *Makes it dirty* Teacher: *Throws the student out of class* ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me after I crack a joke to myself in an empty parking lot ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you're so woke, you want to ban the one thing that keeps you warm and cooks your mammoth steaks. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me pretending to be annoyed when straight couples kiss in public so I don't look like the only one bothered ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I donโ€™t have to socialize ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me trying to figure out how much I should be spending on my wine. Should I use time instead of money? ๐Ÿท
2 months ago
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! ๐Ÿ’จ
2 months ago
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
2 months ago
POV: Your "Which college major are you?" quiz results. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago