Well, well, wellโ€ฆwhat do we have here? ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
Me pretending to not know my kid is using drugs ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
When you take your job at Burning Man a little *too* seriously. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BurningMan #DrugDisposalTechnician
10 days ago
When your dog has more game than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doglife #unexpected
10 days ago
Herbivores have support groups. Carnivores have each other. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
A hilarious timeline of porn, from cave paintings to robots. Now that's what I call progress! ๐Ÿ˜‚
19 days ago
Me trying to convince myself that the bright light outside isn't a nuke so I can keep playing video games ๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago
Me trying to ignore my responsibilities so I can keep playing video games ๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago
When the janitor is also an interior designer ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
20 days ago
Dad: "I wish I had the internet in my day..." Me: (inner thoughts) EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When your first attempt at face painting goes hilariously wrong! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽจ
24 days ago
When the cost of living beats the afterlife package deal! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿค‘
25 days ago
When 'I LOVE YOU' turns into a candy confession ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’Œ
25 days ago
When you're solving world issues but still keepin' it cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ผ
25 days ago
Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!" Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit." Mario: *falls in pit* Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth* "You were wrong, Toadsworth."
25 days ago