When you order a 10,000 calorie sandwich but you're also on a diet. It's all about balance. 😂
When you order a 10,000 calorie sandwich but you're also on a diet. It's all about balance. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
108
When your meme gets double-digit likes and you suddenly feel like an A-list celebrity. 💅✨
When your meme gets double-digit likes and you suddenly feel like an A-list celebrity. ๐Ÿ’…โœจ
1 month ago
113
When you want to be mad about the stereotype, but the stereotype is you. 🤷‍♀️
When you want to be mad about the stereotype, but the stereotype is you. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
6 months ago
238
It's so rude of Russia to place their country right in the middle of all our strategically placed military bases. Some people have no consideration! 🤔😂
It's so rude of Russia to place their country right in the middle of all our strategically placed military bases. Some people have no consideration! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
248
When you successfully create a man-free utopia but forget about the final boss: the unbreakable pickle jar. 🤦‍♀️
When you successfully create a man-free utopia but forget about the final boss: the unbreakable pickle jar. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
7 months ago
246
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. 🐔
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. ๐Ÿ”
8 months ago
400
CEOs: *fire everyone to save money*
Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' 🤔
CEOs: *fire everyone to save money* Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
226
The level of evil genius it took to name the fear of palindromes 'Aibohphobia' is truly unparalleled. 💀
The level of evil genius it took to name the fear of palindromes 'Aibohphobia' is truly unparalleled. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
289
🤔 When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! 🌍
๐Ÿค” When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! ๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
339
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself start an OnlyFans. The ultimate plot twist.
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself start an OnlyFans. The ultimate plot twist.
1 year ago
223
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.*
Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* 😂
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.* Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
369
Banks be like: "We have 20 AC units running 24/7, but please save the planet by not taking a receipt." 😂
Banks be like: "We have 20 AC units running 24/7, but please save the planet by not taking a receipt." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
339
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
1 year ago
237
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
Me, in a wheelchair, seeing a sign that says "Today is the day we take the stairs": Well, challenge accepted! I mean, maybe not today... but definitely someday... or maybe not.
1 year ago
333
Enjoy Capitalism™ - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
Enjoy Capitalismโ„ข - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
1 year ago
330