Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"😂💪
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ช
11 months ago
61
Jesus said "Let the little children come to me," not "Let the little lambs come to me."
Jesus said "Let the little children come to me," not "Let the little lambs come to me."
11 months ago
76
When you mistake the sun for the son of God 😂
When you mistake the sun for the son of God ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
57
Me trying to explain NFTs to my grandpa
Me trying to explain NFTs to my grandpa
1 year ago
43
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem 😂
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
74
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking 🤔
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
70
This is my kind of Last Supper! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
43
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. 😂
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
51
Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" 😂
Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
49
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" 
Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" 
Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."😈
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
76
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day 🐣
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day ๐Ÿฃ
1 year ago
64
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
67
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." 
Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
1 year ago
81
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." 
Barber: "Go away Jesus" 😂
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary 🎺🤫
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
90