Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." 
Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
1 year ago
215
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." 
Barber: "Go away Jesus" 😂
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
227
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary 🎺🤫
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
187
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctor…and me in business. 🙏😈"
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
212
When you realize you might have messed up big time 😬
When you realize you might have messed up big time ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
117
When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."
When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."
1 year ago
113
When salvation has no limits! 🙌😎
When salvation has no limits! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
224
When the Romans outsourced the crucifixion to 1940s Germany.
When the Romans outsourced the crucifixion to 1940s Germany.
1 year ago
183
When you're singing along to "Yesterday," but you get to the "Suddenly" part.
When you're singing along to "Yesterday," but you get to the "Suddenly" part.
1 year ago
129
Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
1 year ago
191
Jesus: "When they said, 'no more nails,' I thought they were joking! 😂"
Jesus: "When they said, 'no more nails,' I thought they were joking! ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
132
When you're stuck in a tough spot, but the song insists 😂✋
When you're stuck in a tough spot, but the song insists ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‹
1 year ago
239
Cruising into the weekend with my best bro, JC 🙏🛹. Double the fun, double the miracles, double the gnarly tricks! 🤘
Cruising into the weekend with my best bro, JC ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ›น. Double the fun, double the miracles, double the gnarly tricks! ๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
164
Santa's giving me some serious 'I know what you did last summer' vibes. 😬
Santa's giving me some serious 'I know what you did last summer' vibes. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
157
When your friends dare you to do the most blasphemous thing you can think of in a museum 😂
When your friends dare you to do the most blasphemous thing you can think of in a museum ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
296