Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
THUNDERSTORMS
6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐
18 hours ago
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐
2 days ago
Me pretending I donโt eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐
2 days ago
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐ป
Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐คฌ
2 days ago
Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. ๐ The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? ๐ค)
7 days ago
When life's greatest mystery is beyond your age rating! ๐ค๐ญ