Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
26 days ago
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
2 months ago
I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
2 months ago
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward 😂
2 months ago
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? 🤔 Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! 😂
2 months ago
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
2 months ago
Men: A complex Venn diagram of traits. Women: One giant overlapping circle of "bitch." 😂
2 months ago
So true! 😂 Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one. It's all about range and signal strength. 📶
2 months ago
When she says she'll be gentle 😂
2 months ago
This is one clever way to filter out applicants 😂. Who needs dating apps when you have newspapers? 📰
3 months ago
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run🏃‍♂️💨
3 months ago
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
3 months ago
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
3 months ago
Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too 😉).
3 months ago
Men produce... 🤔... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. 😂
3 months ago