Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. THUNDERSTORMS 6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚
18 hours ago
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Me pretending I donโ€™t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐Ÿป Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐Ÿคฌ
2 days ago
Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. ๐Ÿ˜‚ The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? ๐Ÿค”)
7 days ago
When life's greatest mystery is beyond your age rating! ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽญ
26 days ago