Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut ๐Ÿฉ and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
7 months ago
Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
Me pretending to understand what my friends are talking about after I've been off social media for a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
If I see two stick figures in a dress having the time of their life then I'm in for some big news
8 months ago
CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
9 months ago
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
9 months ago
Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man! Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler! News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
9 months ago
When the news channel goes full 'hold my remote' mode ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿš€
10 months ago
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
10 months ago
When you're running late for your shift and the bus driver doesn't accept expired coupons ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
When youโ€™re live on air and have absolutely no chill ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿถ No Doggy Style Allowed! South Africa's health minister is taking new measures in the bedroom. Who knew public health could be so... personal? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #HealthMatters
10 months ago