Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut ๐Ÿฉ and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
1 month ago
Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me pretending to understand what my friends are talking about after I've been off social media for a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
If I see two stick figures in a dress having the time of their life then I'm in for some big news
2 months ago
CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
3 months ago
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
3 months ago
Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man! Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler! News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
3 months ago
When the news channel goes full 'hold my remote' mode ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿš€
4 months ago
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
4 months ago
When you're running late for your shift and the bus driver doesn't accept expired coupons ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When youโ€™re live on air and have absolutely no chill ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿถ No Doggy Style Allowed! South Africa's health minister is taking new measures in the bedroom. Who knew public health could be so... personal? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #HealthMatters
4 months ago