When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. ๐Ÿ’€
22 days ago
Me and my homies delegating all our brainpower to the professionals so we can enjoy Hot Girl Summer without a single thought. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
4 months ago
When youโ€™re a perfectionist in your sleep and can never find the right pillow height ๐Ÿ˜ญ
4 months ago
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐Ÿคข
4 months ago
When your inner critic is the loudest influencer ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’”
5 months ago
When pizza geometry keeps you up at night ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ
5 months ago