Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
1 day ago
When youโ€™re a perfectionist in your sleep and can never find the right pillow height ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 day ago
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐Ÿคข
5 days ago
When your inner critic is the loudest influencer ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’”
28 days ago
When pizza geometry keeps you up at night ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ
29 days ago