Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
1 month ago
When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) ๐Ÿ˜ฌ.
1 month ago
When your skills are too good and men become self-conscious ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
If you like someone, tell them. Don't break their bones. That's illegal. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
Dad: "Can't decide which hand to use?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me ignoring all the red flags๐Ÿšฉ because he's cute ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your car gets more action than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
2 months ago
I like my coffee how I like my dates: Fair Trade โ˜•๐Ÿ‘ฉ
2 months ago
Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
2 months ago
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
That awkward moment when even Sheldon has a relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
This is one clever way to filter out applicants ๐Ÿ˜‚. Who needs dating apps when you have newspapers? ๐Ÿ“ฐ
3 months ago