Men: A complex Venn diagram of traits. Women: One giant overlapping circle of "bitch." ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. ๐Ÿคข
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"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”’
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When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your cat has no boundaries and your partner is concerned they may pick up some bad habits ๐Ÿ˜น
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So true! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one. It's all about range and signal strength. ๐Ÿ“ถ
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When you get arrested for loving your neighborโ€™s kid a little TOO much ๐Ÿ˜‚ #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
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When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
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Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
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Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions ๐Ÿค”
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Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast ๐Ÿณ
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Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
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When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite ๐Ÿ˜‚
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