So basically, we're at our most real when things are either taking off or falling apart. Makes sense. 🤷‍♂️
So basically, we're at our most real when things are either taking off or falling apart. Makes sense. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 months ago
297
My theme song for the entire month of December. 😭🎄
My theme song for the entire month of December. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸŽ„
9 months ago
327
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. ๐Ÿ‘‘
11 months ago
318
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. 😳
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
11 months ago
323
Sometimes you have to intervene to protect your legacy. A true strategic mastermind at work. 😂
Sometimes you have to intervene to protect your legacy. A true strategic mastermind at work. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
262
He's taking this whole 'ghosting' thing a little too seriously. You can't disappear on him now. 👻
He's taking this whole 'ghosting' thing a little too seriously. You can't disappear on him now. ๐Ÿ‘ป
11 months ago
334
When your friend's matchmaking skills are so on point you end up with a goth wife and four half-goth babies. 🖤💚
When your friend's matchmaking skills are so on point you end up with a goth wife and four half-goth babies. ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’š
11 months ago
339
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
355
That's one way to build a genetic library. Steven Beebe for the win! 😂
That's one way to build a genetic library. Steven Beebe for the win! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
217
This marketing strategy is a masterclass in creating awkward situations. 🤣
This marketing strategy is a masterclass in creating awkward situations. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
308
Bro, some things can just stay in the group chat. 😅
Bro, some things can just stay in the group chat. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
326
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. 💀
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
198
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? 💀
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
179
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. 😅
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
278
Who needs therapy when you have boobs? 🤷‍♂️
Who needs therapy when you have boobs? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
315