Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
9 months ago
54
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
10 months ago
44
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! โค๏ธ
10 months ago
125
When your girl says she's 'not like other girls' 😂
When your girl says she's 'not like other girls' ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
52
My superpower? Making everyone question their sexuality 😂
My superpower? Making everyone question their sexuality ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
86
Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll 😭
Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
81
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin 😂
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
95
Me and who? 😂 Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? 👶
Me and who? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? ๐Ÿ‘ถ
11 months ago
85
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
85
Expectation vs. Reality: Dating Edition 😂
Expectation vs. Reality: Dating Edition ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
95
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. 😂
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
54
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like 😂
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
68
This Facebook post is more dramatic than a telenovela 😂.  He's not just saying no, he's building a whole 'I'm-too-cool-to-care' persona, and then BAM! Emotional whiplash.  And the comment below?  Pure savage 🤣
This Facebook post is more dramatic than a telenovela ๐Ÿ˜‚. He's not just saying no, he's building a whole 'I'm-too-cool-to-care' persona, and then BAM! Emotional whiplash. And the comment below? Pure savage ๐Ÿคฃ
11 months ago
101
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" 🐶😂
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
120
When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING 😈😂
When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
88