So true! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one. It's all about range and signal strength. ๐Ÿ“ถ
2 months ago
When you get arrested for loving your neighborโ€™s kid a little TOO much ๐Ÿ˜‚ #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
2 months ago
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
3 months ago
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast ๐Ÿณ
3 months ago
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
POV: You finally escaped the friend zone ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
3 months ago
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago