When she says she's into "alpha males" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 days ago
When your skills are too good and men become self-conscious ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
14 days ago
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. ๐Ÿคข
16 days ago
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? ๐Ÿค”
24 days ago
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ๐Ÿ˜‚
27 days ago
When you want to stay modest but also give the best head ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿง•
27 days ago
Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes ๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
29 days ago
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
29 days ago
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
29 days ago
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could ๐Ÿ˜‚. RIP Dad ๐Ÿ’€.
29 days ago
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago