When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning 😂
1 day ago
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
3 days ago
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period 😂
4 days ago
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri 🥵
4 days ago
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different 😂
6 days ago
Me trying to figure out my relationship status: It's complicated 😂
7 days ago
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! 🥳
7 days ago
Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good *Checks next level* SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
7 days ago
Me trying to explain to my friend why he shouldn't mess with me after I tell him I'm on my period 🩸
10 days ago
Me trying to focus at work be like 😂
10 days ago
When your one last time isn't the last time. 😱
25 days ago
Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you. Step 4: Profit? 🤔
25 days ago
When you're out of options and REALLY don't want a kid...😬
25 days ago