When your friend finishes before you in the next room over and you're both quoting Street Fighter ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery ๐Ÿ’…
1 month ago
When she says she's into "alpha males" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 month ago
When your skills are too good and men become self-conscious ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
2 months ago
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. ๐Ÿคข
2 months ago
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you want to stay modest but also give the best head ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿง•
2 months ago
Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
2 months ago
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
2 months ago
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
2 months ago