This bird said 'Absolutely not!' and staged an intervention on the spot. ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
48
When you're trying to have a serious conversation but your friend keeps making inappropriate jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคซ
8 months ago
28
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" 

Pope: *lights blunt*
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
9 months ago
30
When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.🥦
When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.๐Ÿฅฆ
9 months ago
27
It's-a me! High-ario!
It's-a me! High-ario!
10 months ago
35
New Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
10 months ago
17
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" 🚬😂
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
18
How I feel after successfully smuggling snacks into the cinema ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿด
10 months ago
17
These store rules are wild 😂 Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then.  💨
These store rules are wild ๐Ÿ˜‚ Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. ๐Ÿ’จ
10 months ago
18
When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: 🍺 *Domestic* 😂
When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: ๐Ÿบ *Domestic* ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
14
When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. 👁️👄👁️
When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
11 months ago
17
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. 🤣
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. ๐Ÿคฃ
11 months ago
19
Me and the boys on 9/10
Me and the boys on 9/10
11 months ago
15
Expectation vs Reality of Japanese School Girls 😂
Expectation vs Reality of Japanese School Girls ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
20
When you're not sure if you lost your glove or your lung capacity! 🚬🧤 #Choices
When you're not sure if you lost your glove or your lung capacity! ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿงค #Choices
11 months ago
27