When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.๐Ÿฅฆ
5 days ago
It's-a me! High-ario!
1 month ago
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
1 month ago
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
How I feel after successfully smuggling snacks into the cinema ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿด
1 month ago
These store rules are wild ๐Ÿ˜‚ Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. ๐Ÿ’จ
1 month ago
When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: ๐Ÿบ *Domestic* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 month ago
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 month ago
Me and the boys on 9/10
1 month ago
Expectation vs Reality of Japanese School Girls ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you're not sure if you lost your glove or your lung capacity! ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿงค #Choices
2 months ago