Equal rights, equal sluts. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 hours ago
Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. ๐Ÿค”
2 days ago
When you realize "saggin" spelled backwards is "niggas" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sneaky, sneaky. ๐Ÿคซ
2 days ago
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doubleStandard #parenting
2 days ago
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
4 days ago
If a key opens many locks, itโ€™s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keysโ€ฆwell, you know the rest. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 days ago
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When 'freedom of speech' goes off the rails ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’ฅ
9 days ago
When your legacy is eternal *bench* warming ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿช‘
10 days ago
When Hogwarts sends you a Hogwarts rejection letter instead of an acceptance letter ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ
26 days ago
When your CEO has 47 times more snacks than you ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ฐ #PayGapProblems
26 days ago
When resisting capitalism is sponsored by Apple ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
๐Ÿ‘— Women see style, men see... well, you know! ๐Ÿ˜
26 days ago
When new beginnings get an extra flush of blessings ๐Ÿšฝ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ™
26 days ago
When 'Welcome' means different things across borders ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค
26 days ago