Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. ๐ค
2 days ago
When you realize "saggin" spelled backwards is "niggas" ๐ Sneaky, sneaky. ๐คซ
2 days ago
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐ #doubleStandard #parenting
2 days ago
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
4 days ago
If a key opens many locks, itโs a master key. If a lock is opened by many keysโฆwell, you know the rest. ๐
6 days ago
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐
7 days ago
When 'freedom of speech' goes off the rails ๐๐ฅ
9 days ago
When your legacy is eternal *bench* warming ๐๐ช
10 days ago
When Hogwarts sends you a Hogwarts rejection letter instead of an acceptance letter ๐๏ธ๐ฃโโ๏ธ
26 days ago
When your CEO has 47 times more snacks than you ๐ฟ๐ฐ #PayGapProblems
26 days ago
When resisting capitalism is sponsored by Apple ๐๐
26 days ago
๐ Women see style, men see... well, you know! ๐
26 days ago
When new beginnings get an extra flush of blessings ๐ฝ๐๐
26 days ago
When 'Welcome' means different things across borders ๐๐ค