If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
13 days ago
When the DJ understands the assignment a little *too* well. FINISH HIM! 🕺
14 days ago
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. 🔥
14 days ago
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. 😉
18 days ago
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
23 days ago
Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. 😂
1 month ago
When your past self decides to sabotage your career. 😬
1 month ago
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
1 month ago
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. 😈
1 month ago
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
1 month ago
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. 👑
1 month ago
When autocorrect almost ruins your Friday night plans 😂
4 months ago
When your selfie game goes from 💅 to 😬 real quick because you sent it to the wrong number. Sorry, wrong number! 😂
4 months ago
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
5 months ago
When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint 😂
5 months ago