All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. 😉
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. ๐Ÿ˜‰
3 months ago
132
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. 🥲
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐Ÿฅฒ
3 months ago
124
The original 'accept all cookies' pop-up. The Matrix was truly ahead of its time. 🍪
The original 'accept all cookies' pop-up. The Matrix was truly ahead of its time. ๐Ÿช
3 months ago
117
That awkward moment when you support nationalism for others, but not when it applies to you. Her face says it all. 😂
That awkward moment when you support nationalism for others, but not when it applies to you. Her face says it all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
117
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. 👑
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. ๐Ÿ‘‘
3 months ago
116
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. 🥔😭
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ˜ญ
3 months ago
116
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. 🐔
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. ๐Ÿ”
3 months ago
115
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! 😂🤫
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคซ
3 months ago
113
That moment you realize the 'person' you've been arguing with for 3 hours is actually a collective hivemind, a bot, or some other esoteric internet entity. 🤖
That moment you realize the 'person' you've been arguing with for 3 hours is actually a collective hivemind, a bot, or some other esoteric internet entity. ๐Ÿค–
3 months ago
112
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. 🤔
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
111
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. 😳
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
3 months ago
109
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. 😂
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
109
What's up, Doc? Oh nothing, just taking a leak. Don't make it weird. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿšฝ
8 months ago
107
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
3 months ago
106
When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.
When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.
3 months ago
106