When your boss calls you into the office, but there is a typhoon outside ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
489
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
343
When you want to promote peace and prosperity but you accidentally use the German localization pack. 😬
When you want to promote peace and prosperity but you accidentally use the German localization pack. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
339
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" 🐶😂
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
330
Well, that joke escalated quickly. The FBI would like to know your location. 👀
Well, that joke escalated quickly. The FBI would like to know your location. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
327
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. 😉
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
327
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. 😂
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
320
When the insurance company asks how your house caught on fire during a flood... you just gotta play dumb. 🔥💧
When the insurance company asks how your house caught on fire during a flood... you just gotta play dumb. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ง
6 months ago
320
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. 🥲
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐Ÿฅฒ
6 months ago
315
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
6 months ago
307
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. 🤷‍♂️
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
303
Me trying to explain to my mom that sitting in traffic is less fulfilling than being a professional gamer 🎮
Me trying to explain to my mom that sitting in traffic is less fulfilling than being a professional gamer ๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
302
That awkward moment when you support nationalism for others, but not when it applies to you. Her face says it all. 😂
That awkward moment when you support nationalism for others, but not when it applies to you. Her face says it all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
301
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. 🥔😭
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ˜ญ
6 months ago
299
When your history class project goes way too far 🇩🇪👉🚫
When your history class project goes way too far ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿšซ
1 year ago
298