All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. 😉
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
223
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. 🥲
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐Ÿฅฒ
4 months ago
209
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. 🥔😭
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ˜ญ
4 months ago
205
That awkward moment when you support nationalism for others, but not when it applies to you. Her face says it all. 😂
That awkward moment when you support nationalism for others, but not when it applies to you. Her face says it all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
200
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. 👑
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. ๐Ÿ‘‘
5 months ago
198
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
5 months ago
197
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! 😂🤫
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคซ
5 months ago
194
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. 🐔
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. ๐Ÿ”
4 months ago
194
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. 🤷‍♂️
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
194
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. 😂
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
189
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' 😏
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' ๐Ÿ˜
4 months ago
186
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. 🤔
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
186
When you want to promote peace and prosperity but you accidentally use the German localization pack. 😬
When you want to promote peace and prosperity but you accidentally use the German localization pack. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
184
When you're at the currency exchange and they start showing you memes instead of rates ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฑ
1 year ago
183
When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.
When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.
4 months ago
183