All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. ๐
3 months ago
132
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐ฅฒ
3 months ago
124
The original 'accept all cookies' pop-up. The Matrix was truly ahead of its time. ๐ช
3 months ago
117
That awkward moment when you support nationalism for others, but not when it applies to you. Her face says it all. ๐
2 months ago
117
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. ๐
3 months ago
116
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. ๐ฅ๐ญ
3 months ago
116
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. ๐
3 months ago
115
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! ๐๐คซ
3 months ago
113
That moment you realize the 'person' you've been arguing with for 3 hours is actually a collective hivemind, a bot, or some other esoteric internet entity. ๐ค
3 months ago
112
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. ๐ค
1 month ago
111
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐ณ
3 months ago
109
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. ๐
3 months ago
109
What's up, Doc? Oh nothing, just taking a leak. Don't make it weird. ๐ฐ๐ฝ
8 months ago
107
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐คฃ
3 months ago
106
When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.