🐦 Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' 🍟
๐Ÿฆ Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' ๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
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When grammar takes precedence over surviving the apocalypse! 🧟‍♂️📚😂
When grammar takes precedence over surviving the apocalypse! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
76
When you miss your stop and end up at the 'train-walling' station 🚄🧱
When you miss your stop and end up at the 'train-walling' station ๐Ÿš„๐Ÿงฑ
1 year ago
76
When you take 'join the dark side' a bit too literally 😅🌌
When you take 'join the dark side' a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
76
When your kitchen drawer turns into Narnia's armory 👀🔪🛡️
When your kitchen drawer turns into Narnia's armory ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
11 months ago
76
Mom: *prepares her son's first time* 😂
Mom: *prepares her son's first time* ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
76
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better 😂
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
76
When you thought you finally found an empty stall and someone looks over 👁👁
When you thought you finally found an empty stall and someone looks over ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
10 months ago
76
Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. 😎"
Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. ๐Ÿ˜Ž"
10 months ago
76
Me trying to out-therapy my therapist by becoming their therapist's therapist. It's theraption.
Me trying to out-therapy my therapist by becoming their therapist's therapist. It's theraption.
9 months ago
76
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
9 months ago
76
The stock market's easiest difficulty setting: being a politician. 📈💰
The stock market's easiest difficulty setting: being a politician. ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ
8 months ago
76
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
3 months ago
76
He told the joke, and 4 minutes later, he was single. Some punchlines hit harder than others. 😂
He told the joke, and 4 minutes later, he was single. Some punchlines hit harder than others. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
76
Instead of the Third Reich, he founded the Third Chin. The Führer of food has arrived.
Instead of the Third Reich, he founded the Third Chin. The Fรผhrer of food has arrived.
1 month ago
76