Me when my mom asks me to clean my room๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you finally master the 'Extra Spicy Chicken Wing' level. ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”ฅ
10 months ago
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When you need 16 tabs just to feel productive ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’ป
10 months ago
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When 'Back to School' gets a little too sharp! ๐ŸŽโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ช
10 months ago
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When your wife asks where all the money went
10 months ago
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When your emotions go nuclear faster than your chill ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ
10 months ago
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Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
9 months ago
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POV: You're a duck who cares about his carbohydrate intake ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿž
9 months ago
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When your friend says "I only smoke the finest Lego grown herbs ๐ŸŒฟ"
9 months ago
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God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
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Me after posting "Pineapple belongs on pizza" and turning off notifications ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 months ago
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New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
8 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my friends why I need a bigger glass for my drink. It's science! ๐Ÿ”ฌ
7 months ago
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That escalated quickly ๐Ÿ˜ฌ This is why you should always think twice before posting anything online. #privacymatters #thinkbeforeyoupost #dontdox
7 months ago
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Democrats after visiting a Red State:
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