Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! 😾
Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! ๐Ÿ˜พ
1 year ago
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When you're at a protest and need to remind everyone who's the boss of your uterus 😂 #MyBodyMyChoice #WomensRights
When you're at a protest and need to remind everyone who's the boss of your uterus ๐Ÿ˜‚ #MyBodyMyChoice #WomensRights
1 year ago
61
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. 🍸👽
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
61
When you miss the bus, but you're determined to get their attention.
When you miss the bus, but you're determined to get their attention.
1 year ago
61
One bad hat can ruin your whole look. Just sayin' 🤷‍♂️
One bad hat can ruin your whole look. Just sayin' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
61
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! 😂 Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. 💊
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐Ÿ’Š
1 year ago
61
When the city skyline spells out your secret message 🏙️🔤
When the city skyline spells out your secret message ๐Ÿ™๏ธ๐Ÿ”ค
1 year ago
61
When Gotham gets hit with a classic dad joke 😂🦇
When Gotham gets hit with a classic dad joke ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
61
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night 🍸
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
61
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister 😂
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
61
He who follows the herd only sees assholes 😂. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! 😉🐑
He who follows the herd only sees assholes ๐Ÿ˜‚. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘
11 months ago
61
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is still working 😂
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is still working ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
61
Day 1 of Lego Bootcamp: Where to apply pressure for maximum pain 😂
Day 1 of Lego Bootcamp: Where to apply pressure for maximum pain ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
61
Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll 😭
Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
61
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. 😉
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
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