When your inner simp comes out but you remember you're a respectful gentleman๐
10 months ago
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When immortality comes with unexpected side effects ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
10 months ago
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When you think it's just arousal, but then the light switch clicks on...๐ฑ๐ฉธ
10 months ago
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When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL. The circle of life.
10 months ago
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First date chili? More like first date to the ER ๐ฅ๐ฝ
10 months ago
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POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
10 months ago
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Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐ฆ ๐
9 months ago
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Is your person wearing a Burka?๐ค๐
9 months ago
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When your friend asks if you want to see an inappropriate emoji and it's actually impressive ๐
9 months ago
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When you're so deep into anime, your room becomes a shrine to your waifus ๐
9 months ago
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When you buy a luxury car just for the manual to tell you to YEET the towbar
9 months ago
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Thor: "I was never gay."
Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay."
Thor: "Wait, what?!" ๐
9 months ago
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When you want a memorable wedding...๐
8 months ago
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Me trying to function throughout the week ๐
8 months ago
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That escalated quickly ๐ฌ This is why you should always think twice before posting anything online. #privacymatters #thinkbeforeyoupost #dontdox