When your inner simp comes out but you remember you're a respectful gentleman๐Ÿ˜Œ
10 months ago
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POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
10 months ago
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Angry Birds 9/11 Edition. Finally, a game that lets you express your inner terrorist.
10 months ago
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In the 90s, this was peak techwear. Now, if you wore this, you'd probably get arrested for looking sus. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
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Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
9 months ago
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Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
9 months ago
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New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
8 months ago
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Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Democrats after visiting a Red State:
7 months ago
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Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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When your friends welcome you home with a side of roast ๐Ÿคฃโœˆ๏ธ
7 months ago
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When your life advice comes from spectral mentors and tiny green philosophers ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ #VisibleConcern
7 months ago
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