Me trying to explain to my grandma that Alan Turing invented the computer and saved millions of lives in WWII, and she's still like, 'Sounds like a liberal devil machine to me 💅'
Me trying to explain to my grandma that Alan Turing invented the computer and saved millions of lives in WWII, and she's still like, 'Sounds like a liberal devil machine to me ๐Ÿ’…'
1 year ago
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When your squad is down to the last two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place. 😂
When your squad is down to the last two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to understand my philosophy professor after they've explained the meaning of life for the fifth time.
Me trying to understand my philosophy professor after they've explained the meaning of life for the fifth time.
1 year ago
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Me after eating chili on a first date: 🔥💨
Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. 😉
Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
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Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." 
Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." 😴
Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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When your drunk ass stumbles into the wrong neighborhood but it turns out to be full of Swedish reenactors who save your life and invite you for mulled wine.  Who knew history buffs could be so helpful? 😂
When your drunk ass stumbles into the wrong neighborhood but it turns out to be full of Swedish reenactors who save your life and invite you for mulled wine. Who knew history buffs could be so helpful? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Introducing the Privacy Tent: Because sometimes you just need to escape from reality (or your family) for a little while. Comes in multiple colors to match your aura. ✨🧘‍♂️😂
Introducing the Privacy Tent: Because sometimes you just need to escape from reality (or your family) for a little while. Comes in multiple colors to match your aura. โœจ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When mom knows a little too much about the government 🤔🤫
When mom knows a little too much about the government ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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When you finally realize why your bathroom cleaning routine seems... too intense. 🚽😂
When you finally realize why your bathroom cleaning routine seems... too intense. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. 🐷
And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. ๐Ÿท
10 months ago
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Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. 🙏
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. ๐Ÿ™
5 months ago
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They took this from you. Now we have soulless gray boxes instead of these majestic burger thrones. 😭
They took this from you. Now we have soulless gray boxes instead of these majestic burger thrones. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
5 months ago
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Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
1 year ago
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We live in a society where dropping bombs costs less than feeding people. Priorities, people! 🤔 #WorldHunger #MilitarySpending
We live in a society where dropping bombs costs less than feeding people. Priorities, people! ๐Ÿค” #WorldHunger #MilitarySpending
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