When edgy jokes cross skyscraper-high lines... ๐Ÿ™๏ธ๐Ÿšซ
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When you and your best friend have the same taste in food ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're just trying to take a nap, but life throws you some... support ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’ค
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The real hustle is selling the hustle. ๐Ÿง 
5 months ago
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And just like that, their opinion becomes invalid. ๐Ÿง
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Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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That's one way to build a genetic library. Steven Beebe for the win! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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This isn't what I was expecting when I subscribed... ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ
4 months ago
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Well, they asked for a solution to wealth inequality and were not prepared for the answer. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
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When you complain about your career progression but your senior manager was an intern for 50 years. ๐Ÿ’€
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The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐Ÿคฃ
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This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. ๐Ÿ’€
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Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
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That awkward moment when you realize some people are playing life on creative mode and turned taxes off. ๐Ÿ’ธ
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