When 'sexy time' turns into a poker game of emotions ๐๐
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Me judging people based on their iPod color choice in 2008 ๐
1 year ago
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When the fire exits disagree and you realize you're just a meat popsicle in the making. ๐ฅ๐
1 year ago
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When you accidentally trigger the whole server and your group chat is blowing up ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly convince my roommate to get another cat so I don't have to feel guilty about buying more treats ๐
1 year ago
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Me when I try to break a Kit Kat and it crumbles instead of snapping cleanly ๐คฌ
1 year ago
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When โParenting 101โ might need a cheat sheet! ๐ผ๐ซ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐
11 months ago
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'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' ๐บ๐ธ๐๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to sneak snacks into the movie theatre ๐
11 months ago
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Me, dropping the hottest take in the vegan group chat ๐ฅ
11 months ago
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Grandma's ready to drop in on some sweet internet trends. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ตโจ Please follow her cosmic journey through the digital galaxy! #GrandmaSurfsTheWeb
11 months ago
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When your tan lines reveal your summer hobbies ๐. The 'computer programming' tan is a classic! ๐ฅ๏ธ
11 months ago
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It's all about perspective ๐
11 months ago
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This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. โ๏ธ๐