When your dating profile lists 'attracted to objects'... and you still swipe right ๐ ๐
11 months ago
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Me after successfully installing Arch Linux and immediately posting about it on every social media platform known to man ๐ฅ๏ธ
10 months ago
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AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. ๐
10 months ago
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When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism ๐
10 months ago
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Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they wonโt reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. ๐โโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
10 months ago
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When being polite goes extinct ๐. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
10 months ago
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When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge๐๐
10 months ago
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POV: You're a cat and you're trying to take a bath without getting wet ๐
10 months ago
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When your Windows PC breaks down vs when your Mac breaks down ๐
10 months ago
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When you skip leg day but accidentally max out on wing day ๐ช๐ฆ
10 months ago
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When your marketing strategy is on point ๐. "First drink's on us...and so is something else ๐."
10 months ago
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Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
9 months ago
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Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow ๐ญ
8 months ago
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When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
4 months ago
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He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. ๐