When your dating profile lists 'attracted to objects'... and you still swipe right ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“š
11 months ago
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Me after successfully installing Arch Linux and immediately posting about it on every social media platform known to man ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
10 months ago
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AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they wonโ€™t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ 
10 months ago
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When being polite goes extinct ๐Ÿ˜‚. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
10 months ago
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When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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POV: You're a cat and you're trying to take a bath without getting wet ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When your Windows PC breaks down vs when your Mac breaks down ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you skip leg day but accidentally max out on wing day ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฆ
10 months ago
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When your marketing strategy is on point ๐Ÿ˜‚. "First drink's on us...and so is something else ๐Ÿ˜‰."
10 months ago
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Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
9 months ago
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Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ญ
8 months ago
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When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
4 months ago
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He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
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