When you try to cross the double yellow lines but forget you are not a car. โš ๏ธ
11 months ago
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When you're a wrestling fan, but also have a sweet tooth ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿคผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ This cake is ready to rumble! #WrestlingCake #SweetVictory
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my grandma that Alan Turing invented the computer and saved millions of lives in WWII, and she's still like, 'Sounds like a liberal devil machine to me ๐Ÿ’…'
11 months ago
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Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase. It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me judging people based on their iPod color choice in 2008 ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to figure out how to use a Wii for the first time ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be a Jedi after watching Star Wars for the first time ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
10 months ago
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"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
10 months ago
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Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When your friends see the all-you-can-eat buffet opening up.
9 months ago
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Me calculating if I have enough time to sleep more after waking up at 7 am. Result: It's scientifically proven, I can sleep for 10 more minutes.
9 months ago
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When you lock eyes with someone across the room, but you're not sure if it's love at first sight or if they're just trying to assert dominance with their intense stare ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Finally, a coding standard I can get behind, eh? ๐Ÿ
5 months ago
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Bro, some things can just stay in the group chat. ๐Ÿ˜…
5 months ago
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