When your glow-up levels rival Apple's updates 📱💁‍♀️✨
When your glow-up levels rival Apple's updates ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธโœจ
1 year ago
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🔍 The never-ending Jedi search saga continues! 😂
๐Ÿ” The never-ending Jedi search saga continues! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly convince my roommate to get another cat so I don't have to feel guilty about buying more treats 😂
Me trying to subtly convince my roommate to get another cat so I don't have to feel guilty about buying more treats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
When you accidentally unlock the "Venison Package" on your car insurance.🦌🚗
When you accidentally unlock the "Venison Package" on your car insurance.๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿš—
1 year ago
65
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." 
Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
1 year ago
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When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
To infinity... and beyond hydration! 🚀 This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. 😂
To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐Ÿš€ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
Me trying to find my way back to my happy place after a stressful day at work 😂
Me trying to find my way back to my happy place after a stressful day at work ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
65
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
11 months ago
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When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down 😱😂 #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
11 months ago
65
Finally got a job interview... It's for a casting couch role.
Finally got a job interview... It's for a casting couch role.
11 months ago
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Me trying to find an outlet that isn't already full...oh the possibilities💡
Me trying to find an outlet that isn't already full...oh the possibilities๐Ÿ’ก
11 months ago
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Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" 😂
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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POV: You just posted a spicy meme without the proper paperwork. 👮‍♂️
POV: You just posted a spicy meme without the proper paperwork. ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
65
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. 😉
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. ๐Ÿ˜‰
23 days ago
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