Women: Masters of the decision-making flowchart! ๐ ๐๐ฅ
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When your desk rants about missing snacks ๐ช๐ป
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The truth they don't want you to know! It all makes sense now. I knew my recycling bin was suspicious. ๐ง
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When you accidentally stumble upon the annual Ginger convention in Ireland. โ๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ฆฐ๐จโ๐ฆฐ
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Me when I found out the founder of Apple died because of PC ๐
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Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
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Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too ๐).
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When you tell your dad a joke so bad, even you donโt get it ๐
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Steve Jobs being the ultimate hipster ๐
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When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower. ๐
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Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text."
My phone: "Are you sure about that?" ๐ฅด
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Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look โ๏ธ๐
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Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. ๐ค