Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look ☀️😂
Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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My greatest and most temporary achievement. 🥲
My greatest and most temporary achievement. ๐Ÿฅฒ
1 year ago
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When your online standards are higher than your internet speed 🖥️🚀
When your online standards are higher than your internet speed ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
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When your political strategy advisor is from a galaxy far, far away... 🚀
When your political strategy advisor is from a galaxy far, far away... ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
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When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance 🇺🇸✡️
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœก๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you are trying to enjoy your anime and suddenly someone starts blasting Nyan Cat in the background.  😾💥
When you are trying to enjoy your anime and suddenly someone starts blasting Nyan Cat in the background. ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
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Dad's secret 🏋️‍♂️💪: Natural gains, legendary means! 🌞🍎
Dad's secret ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช: Natural gains, legendary means! ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me 🤔
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself 😬
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades 😂
How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your meme game is weaker than your grandma's Wi-Fi signal, time to monetize those tootsies 🦶📸
When your meme game is weaker than your grandma's Wi-Fi signal, time to monetize those tootsies ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
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Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking 🤔
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out how much I should be spending on my wine. Should I use time instead of money? 🍷
Me trying to figure out how much I should be spending on my wine. Should I use time instead of money? ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
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They buried him the same way he lived. Rest in peace to a true legend. 🌌
They buried him the same way he lived. Rest in peace to a true legend. ๐ŸŒŒ
6 months ago
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