When you promise the world but deliver buffering... ๐๐
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65 million years of evolution and we still can't stick the landing ๐
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Me trying to politely tell the DJ that his USB is unplugged ๐
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Papa John's new Valentine's Day special: "Better ingredients, better d***" ๐๐๐
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When you ask an AI to generate a realistic human portrait ๐
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Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! โค๏ธ
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Darth Vader: "I find your lack of sauce disturbing."
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Me trying to adult for the past 15 years ๐
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When the doctor's diagnosis is based on extensive personal research. ๐๐จโ๐ฌ
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When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance ๐บ๐ธโก๏ธ
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When your weekend plans take a shocking turn ๐คฏ๐ซ
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Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite ๐
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My WoW account got hacked, but the hacker didn't change the password, linked their card to my account, bought me a year's subscription AND Diablo 3! Best. Hacker. Ever. ๐
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Trying to figure out the imperial system ๐ซ
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A summary of Twitter's relationship with world leaders: It's complicated.