Me and the boys trying to cook instant ramen with a lighter and a power strip
1 year ago
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🍽️ When breakfast gets political: Introducing the most controversial morning meal! 🇬🇧🤣
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ When breakfast gets political: Introducing the most controversial morning meal! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
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When your glow-up levels rival Apple's updates 📱💁‍♀️✨
When your glow-up levels rival Apple's updates ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธโœจ
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly convince my roommate to get another cat so I don't have to feel guilty about buying more treats 😂
Me trying to subtly convince my roommate to get another cat so I don't have to feel guilty about buying more treats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you accidentally unlock the "Venison Package" on your car insurance.🦌🚗
When you accidentally unlock the "Venison Package" on your car insurance.๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿš—
1 year ago
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Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." 
Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
1 year ago
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When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
11 months ago
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Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant🤰
Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant๐Ÿคฐ
11 months ago
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Train etiquette according to this comic: Be considerate, even if it means hiding a raging erection with your backpack 😂
Train etiquette according to this comic: Be considerate, even if it means hiding a raging erection with your backpack ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to people how messed up the healthcare system is 🫠
Me trying to explain to people how messed up the healthcare system is ๐Ÿซ 
11 months ago
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Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" 😂
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you try to play the victim but you're actually the villain. 💀
When you try to play the victim but you're actually the villain. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
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Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! 😂
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
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This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. 😉
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. ๐Ÿ˜‰
23 days ago
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