That's a lot of drugs!๐ฅ Cops 10 - Mexico 0 ๐
1 year ago
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When she says she's wrong but you still feel the tension ๐ค
1 year ago
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This is some high-level humor ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite ๐
11 months ago
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My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐
11 months ago
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Me when I found out the founder of Apple died because of PC ๐
11 months ago
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Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? ๐๐
11 months ago
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Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
11 months ago
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Meanwhile in Britain, it's the United Nations of school photos. ๐๐ธ
10 months ago
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Me pretending to have a special talent so people don't realize I'm just a professional breather ๐
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to someone who's only played Rock Paper Scissors: ๐
10 months ago
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When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
10 months ago
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The universe is vast and full of wonders, but the main takeaway is surprisingly specific. ๐ค