๐คด On a scale of 1 to Joffrey, how dramatic is your cough? ๐ท
11 months ago
8
When you are short but you still gotta do the interview ๐
11 months ago
8
Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
10 months ago
8
Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: ๐ฅต
10 months ago
8
When your social battery dies. โ ๏ธ
10 months ago
8
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐งช๐ฅ
10 months ago
8
When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. ๐ Not bad, Android developers, not bad. ๐
10 months ago
8
Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
10 months ago
8
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom:
*Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients*
Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
10 months ago
8
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
10 months ago
8
These Portal bookends are perfect for holding up your collection of sci-fi novels. They're also great for when you need to quickly escape to another dimension to avoid doing chores. ๐พ
10 months ago
8
People realizing the Titanic wasn't just a movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio. ๐คฏ
9 months ago
8
Gotta suck 'em all! ๐
9 months ago
8
Me trying to explain to my mom why I can't just chain all the elephants together and send them to the moon ๐๐๐
9 months ago
8
Me when my mom asks me to do chores after I just sat down from doing previous chores ๐ฉ