POV: You're a cat and you're trying to take a bath without getting wet ๐
10 months ago
9
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
9 months ago
9
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class wonโt make me homeless ๐
8 months ago
9
When you get a full ride for throwing a football๐ but end up making more investing in stonks๐
8 months ago
9
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it ๐