When relationship status is a piece of furniture ๐ #1Nightstand
1 year ago
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When your vacation plans go a little too โ๏ธ international ๐... and Darwin whispers, 'I told you so!' ๐๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ดโโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When your dad wants you to dual-boot before you can even ride a bike ๐๐ป
1 year ago
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๐ถ When your playlist drops the bass, and so do you... ๐๐ง
1 year ago
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When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
1 year ago
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When you're passionate about potholes ๐ง but also really flexible ๐คธโโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out how much I should be spending on my wine. Should I use time instead of money? ๐ท
11 months ago
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When you get a Farmville request on Facebook ๐. Time to throw the computer out of the window
11 months ago
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9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion ๐. Free food motivation is REAL! ๐ฅ๐ณ๐
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain my code to my rubber duck ๐
10 months ago
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POV: You just really gotta go, and this gas station bathroom is giving Chernobyl vibes.โข๏ธ
10 months ago
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He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. ๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐บ๐ธ
8 months ago
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Some problems require... unconventional solutions. ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฅถ
8 months ago
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For men it's a glow-up, for women it's a wash-out ๐ญ
7 months ago
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Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' ๐