When dinner in the ER costs an arm and a leg! 🤣💉🍷
When dinner in the ER costs an arm and a leg! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿท
1 year ago
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When relationship status is a piece of furniture 😂 #1Nightstand
When relationship status is a piece of furniture ๐Ÿ˜‚ #1Nightstand
1 year ago
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When your vacation plans go a little too ✈️ international 🌍... and Darwin whispers, 'I told you so!' 😂🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️
When your vacation plans go a little too โœˆ๏ธ international ๐ŸŒ... and Darwin whispers, 'I told you so!' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
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When 'crop top' had a totally different definition back in the 90s! 😂👚
When 'crop top' had a totally different definition back in the 90s! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘š
1 year ago
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When you mix art with a sprinkle of rebellion 🐷💸 #OrigamiRevenge
When you mix art with a sprinkle of rebellion ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’ธ #OrigamiRevenge
1 year ago
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When you're an adult but your inner child is still screaming for Legos! 😂
When you're an adult but your inner child is still screaming for Legos! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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🎶 When your playlist drops the bass, and so do you... 🙈🎧
๐ŸŽถ When your playlist drops the bass, and so do you... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐ŸŽง
1 year ago
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When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
1 year ago
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So, basically every religion started as a cult? 🤔
So, basically every religion started as a cult? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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Me trying to figure out how much I should be spending on my wine. Should I use time instead of money? 🍷
Me trying to figure out how much I should be spending on my wine. Should I use time instead of money? ๐Ÿท
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again 🤰
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again ๐Ÿคฐ
10 months ago
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Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
10 months ago
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She took her middle school notebook doodles to a whole new level with this 'Cool S' tattoo. Respect. 😂
She took her middle school notebook doodles to a whole new level with this 'Cool S' tattoo. Respect. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
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When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
6 months ago
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This chart is painfully accurate. Level 5 is where true panic begins. 💀
This chart is painfully accurate. Level 5 is where true panic begins. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
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