When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!๐Ÿฆ–
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When you realize Black Monopoly is just regular Monopoly but with extra steps.
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Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me showing off the ice spheres I make for my cocktails vs. The device I actually use to make them ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to multitask after my morning coffee โ˜•
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Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
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"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
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When you try to upgrade to the latest iOS but your phone has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you try to decorate Easter eggs but they end up looking like they've seen some things ๐Ÿ˜‚
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The Beatles and Yoda agree, all you need is love. ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Mom: *prepares her son's first time* ๐Ÿ˜‚
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NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
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When you think you're cheering for the girls weightlifting team but it's the boys team. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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