When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
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Me trying to keep my files offline, safe, and organized vs. OneDrive trying to force me into the cloud ๐Ÿ˜‚
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One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
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When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RiskyBusiness
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When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Not bad, Android developers, not bad. ๐Ÿ‘
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When you see Medusa at a party but you're already stoned๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When she said "just coffee" but now you're elbow deep and questioning all your life choices ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜•๏ธ
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When you think you're cheering for the girls weightlifting team but it's the boys team. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Colombian protestor activates his shield and becomes Captain South America. He is now ready to fight for his beliefs ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด
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Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
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