When the sirens are the soundtrack of your anxiety ๐ ๐
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Yo dawg, we heard you like drinks, so we put a drink in your drink! ๐น๐
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Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. ๐คฃ
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I didn't see that coming ๐. Worst therapy session ever.
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When you accidentally buy a 2.5" HDD enclosure and all you have is a handful of nuts and an old USB stick. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฉ
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One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? ๐ค The tech world is a strange place. ๐
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Me trying to figure out if Iron Man is a Fe-male ๐
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Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. ๐
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Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐ฅ
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Me taking my pet fish for a walk. ๐๐ฆ
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When you risk your life for your country but still have to pay for your equipment ๐
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I don't always talk to art students, but when I do, I make sure to ask for the largest fries they can find and some ketchup packets to dip those golden taters in. ๐
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When you drop your Nokia in the toilet and it breaks the toilet instead ๐
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When you get banned for posting a slightly controversial opinion ๐ #FacebookJail #CommunityStandards
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Men who demand "Tits or GTFO" but refuse to show their own assets. Classic case of double standards. ๐