When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour ๐ฆข๐ฃโโ๏ธ
11 months ago
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When you accidentally send your OnlyFans promo to your mom ๐
10 months ago
8
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me ๐ป๐
10 months ago
8
*Modders making mods to add basic features back into games* ๐๐
10 months ago
8
When you and your dog nail the TikTok dance challenge ๐๐ถ
10 months ago
8
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐
10 months ago
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I bet the iPod's great-grandad was a telegraph ๐
9 months ago
8
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
9 months ago
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When your crush says they are feeling more suicidal than usual and your first thought is "lemme smash" ๐
9 months ago
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Me when my crush says "It will happen over my dead body": Challenge accepted ๐
9 months ago
8
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! ๐
9 months ago
8
Greece toll payment options:
1. E-Pass
2. Smart Pass
3. Other means of payment ๐
9 months ago
8
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐
9 months ago
8
This map of Europe is so accurate it hurts ๐. From Bjork in Iceland to the "vodka + strippers" combo, it's got it all! Who needs a travel guide when you have this masterpiece? ๐บ
9 months ago
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Me trying to disappear from my responsibilities ๐ #magic #illusion #disappear