When relationship status is a piece of furniture ๐ #1Nightstand
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When your vacation plans go a little too โ๏ธ international ๐... and Darwin whispers, 'I told you so!' ๐๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ดโโ๏ธ
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๐ฝ๏ธ When breakfast gets political: Introducing the most controversial morning meal! ๐ฌ๐ง๐คฃ
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๐ When you step away for a moment and history takes your seat! ๐ฝ๐ช #ChristmasPartyFails
1 year ago
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POV: you're a dog on acid. ๐ถ โ๏ธ ๐๏ธ
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Jesus: "Stop! Hammer time!" ๐
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Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!"
Angels: "It's time for your second coming!"
Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. ๐ฅบ
11 months ago
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So true! ๐ Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one. It's all about range and signal strength. ๐ถ
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'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' ๐บ๐ธ๐๐
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This tattoo was his pride and joy... until he showered with his new homies. ๐
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Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public ๐
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When you're so woke, you want to ban the one thing that keeps you warm and cooks your mammoth steaks. ๐ฅ๐
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That freshly washed car look ๐โจ...it would be a shame if a pigeon decided to use it as its personal bathroom ๐ฉ
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When you have to trust the government or draw 25 ๐