When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session ๐ค๐โโ๏ธ๐ญ
1 year ago
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๐ When you step away for a moment and history takes your seat! ๐ฝ๐ช #ChristmasPartyFails
1 year ago
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When you accidentally catch a foul ball, and suddenly become the main character ๐
1 year ago
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๐๐ The ultimate guide to mushrooms: Eat it, fear it, or trip with it! ๐
1 year ago
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When the doorstop needs...a doorstop. ๐ช๐ง #PackagingPerfection
1 year ago
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Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
11 months ago
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We monks have achieved enlightenment. We now understand the true meaning of resistance. OHMMMMM...
11 months ago
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When you're tired of being a peasant and want to become a king... or queen ๐ (if you know what I mean ๐)
11 months ago
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Back in my day, cartoons taught us valuable life lessons like how to strap yourself to a rocket. No disclaimers needed. ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day ๐ #foreveralone
11 months ago
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Me trying to hold on to the weekend ๐
11 months ago
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Hillary Clinton tests negative for president. Guess she'll have to stick to deleting emails. ๐
11 months ago
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Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant๐คฐ
11 months ago
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Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. ๐ธ๐ป๐
10 months ago
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That moment when you're clearly having a bad day but still need a peer-reviewed source for everything. ๐ค