The ultimate workday countdown strategy! ๐โฐ #TimeManagement
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When your OCD can't even when it comes to ABC ๐ฑ๐ค
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Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐
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When youโre a perfectionist in your sleep and can never find the right pillow height ๐ญ
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Me after checking WebMD for a headache ๐
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Just another casual drive home, minding my own business when BAM! Giant robot. I guess the Empire decided to take the scenic route. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Finally a worthy challenge for all the chaos-loving gamers out there. Can't wait to cause mayhem in style ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐
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When you realize protesting is easier than working ๐ฑ
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When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. ๐
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When you've had enough of everyone's nonsense for one day and just shut down. ๐ค
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Durex: Saving you from unexpected lifetime subscriptions! ๐
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In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively. ๐ฅ
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When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. ๐๐ง ๐จโ๐พ
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When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower. ๐
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Me when my friend reveals the song she sings while taking a shower: ๐ฑ