Me trying to explain to the doctor that being positive for everything isnโt a good thing ๐
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When youโre in Germany but all your neighbors are on a Turkish vacation ๐ฉ๐ช๐น๐ท
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When you take "anti-furry" a bit too seriously ๐
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Me after telling my boss he's wrong: Run!!!
1 year ago
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This Craigslist ad wins Halloween. ๐
1 year ago
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This game looks like a fever dream. A Gyarados, bees, a rhino with AIDS written on it, and a gay bar? What kind of adventure IS this?! ๐
1 year ago
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Pineapple: So, in every other language I'm ananas, but in English, I'm *pineapple*? What's that all about? ๐๐ค
1 year ago
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When your favorite waifu is 2D ๐ฉ
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Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
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Dads when their sons experiment vs. when their daughters do ๐ฑ
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When you're a furry and want everyone to know: ๐๐จ "Honk if you're furry!" ๐ They see me rollin', they hatin', tryin' to catch me ridin' furry. ๐พ
1 year ago
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Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
1 year ago
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Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
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She's not just breaking the law, she's breaking the cycle of dirty dishes. A true criminal mastermind.
1 year ago
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Me casually walking into my parents room at 2 AM to ask if they have any games on their phone.