Me trying to explain to my pets that the calming chews are for them, not me ๐
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๐ When your strongest opinion is from the 1700s... #ThrowbackBeliefs ๐
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Me winning an argument online at 3 AM but forgetting what the argument was about ๐ฅด
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Me trying to catch the spider in my room so I can relocate it outside without harming it. (It's a Huntsman, I'm not insane.) ๐
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When your confidence level matches your kill streak ๐๐
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When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey ๐๐ญ
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Me after my 17th attempt at parallel parking ๐
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When you can't afford all four wheels, but still need to get to work
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Me trying to explain my crazy hair day ๐ฝ
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Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
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Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee โ๐ #babylife #breastfeeding
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Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐
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Bill Gates, the original tech bro. He coded his way into a class full of girls, proving that even in the early days, nerds were the real players. ๐
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When you ask for a drink from a mythical ice sculpture bartender ๐น๐ฆ
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Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. ๐ฌ