When life gives you bananas, turn them into ghost stories! 👻🍌
When life gives you bananas, turn them into ghost stories! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŒ
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Stay loyal with style! 😎🕶️ #NotCheating
Stay loyal with style! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ #NotCheating
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Me and the 'Do not push' button at 3 AM.
Me and the 'Do not push' button at 3 AM.
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The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When sarcasm hits too close to reality 😂
When sarcasm hits too close to reality ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. 🤔
Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. ๐Ÿค”
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Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" 
Mark: "😈 Fuck up the chat system. 😈"
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "๐Ÿ˜ˆ Fuck up the chat system. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
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When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. 🌞🗡️🐔
When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ”
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That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. 😂🇨🇦
That's no moon! It's a Canadian Space Station. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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Me after taking a bite of extremely spicy food ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
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First thing I do when I get home: change into comfy clothes, turn on my PC, and dive into my favorite game. 😂
First thing I do when I get home: change into comfy clothes, turn on my PC, and dive into my favorite game. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it's against a line of riot police. This is the definition of "not giving a single f***" 😂
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it's against a line of riot police. This is the definition of "not giving a single f***" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade 😂
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks.  🤯
One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
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My trust issues started when the 'don't show again' button lied to me. 😭
My trust issues started when the 'don't show again' button lied to me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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