🔥🚨 Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! 😂📸
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšจ Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ธ
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Ja Rule before and after finding out he can charge double at his concerts because it counts as two people.
Ja Rule before and after finding out he can charge double at his concerts because it counts as two people.
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When you think you’re leading the board but your next move lands you in checkmate 🤦‍♂️♟️👑
When you think youโ€™re leading the board but your next move lands you in checkmate ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธโ™Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘
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Me and the boys vibing to some sick beats when suddenly...gravity strikes again ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒณ #fail #falling #oops
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🚀 If only we had kept momentum... we'd be sipping alien tea by now! 🌌🤯
๐Ÿš€ If only we had kept momentum... we'd be sipping alien tea by now! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿคฏ
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Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next 😂
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally 😂
When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
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That's no moon...it's a cookie jar!  🌑🍪
That's no moon...it's a cookie jar! ๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿช
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Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' 
Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
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Me trying to decipher my brain after one too many adult beverages 😂
Me trying to decipher my brain after one too many adult beverages ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market 🐔📈
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“ˆ
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You come at the Supreme Leader, you best not miss. Poor Rob learned this the hard way. 😂
You come at the Supreme Leader, you best not miss. Poor Rob learned this the hard way. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the boss says you need to use the tools you were born with. 🍆
When the boss says you need to use the tools you were born with. ๐Ÿ†
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Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
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Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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