When your PC runs out of RAM, but Chrome's still hungry ๐ฝ๏ธ๐คฃ
1 year ago
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When your cooking skills meet your parenting instincts ๐๐ #MeatBaby
1 year ago
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When you trash talk your opponent and he claps back with a goal ๐ #ChampionsLeague #Celtic
1 year ago
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When you finally get the moves right ๐
1 year ago
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Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer ๐ฌโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you just really want a Pepsi but also kinda want a seizure. Epilepsy, the official sponsor of spontaneous fits of happiness (and maybe some other stuff too ๐).
1 year ago
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Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it ๐
11 months ago
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Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
11 months ago
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It's all fun and games until someone gets waxed... ๐๐
11 months ago
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I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
11 months ago
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When you accidentally say "It's a wrap" instead of "It's a trap" and everyone gives you the side-eye ๐ Admiral Snack-bar anyone? ๐ฏ
11 months ago
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Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to name your kid Josh ๐
10 months ago
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He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. ๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐บ๐ธ
8 months ago
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Wait a minute... so THAT'S why I can never find a payphone! It all makes sense now. ๐คฏ
7 months ago
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Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. ๐ง๐ซ