Me after mom says sheโ€™s going to the store to get milk and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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Me trying to impress my crush by showing off my nonexistent upper body strength. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me when I try to break a Kit Kat and it crumbles instead of snapping cleanly 🤬
Me when I try to break a Kit Kat and it crumbles instead of snapping cleanly ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
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When 'pumpkins' turns into 'panic' real quick 🎃➡️😱
When 'pumpkins' turns into 'panic' real quick ๐ŸŽƒโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
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⚽️ When a tie feels like a victory! 🎉🇺🇸🇬🇧
โšฝ๏ธ When a tie feels like a victory! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
1 year ago
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When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! 🌌👨‍🍳🌶️
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce “cinnamon”
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
1 year ago
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Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. 🤣
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
1 year ago
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When you realize the meeting is just an elaborate tea ceremony.
When you realize the meeting is just an elaborate tea ceremony.
1 year ago
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When you and your roommate can't agree on which way the stairs should go 😂 #compromise #stairsofconfusion
When you and your roommate can't agree on which way the stairs should go ๐Ÿ˜‚ #compromise #stairsofconfusion
1 year ago
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Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
1 year ago
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You come at the Supreme Leader, you best not miss. Poor Rob learned this the hard way. 😂
You come at the Supreme Leader, you best not miss. Poor Rob learned this the hard way. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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This kid's got 'survivor' on his resume before he can even walk. 💀
This kid's got 'survivor' on his resume before he can even walk. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
328
From team player to heartbroken millionaire in one easy step. Crying in a Bugatti is a whole mood. 😭💸
From team player to heartbroken millionaire in one easy step. Crying in a Bugatti is a whole mood. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ธ
4 months ago
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